Adjusting and leveling my thoughts to create a clear impression.
Screw the reliable stapler. What you need is a staple boy -- one of the narrow-hipped, studded-belt-wearing varieties that will do your stapling for you and mutter something like "bollocks!" everytime it jams.
Have you tried a Paper Pro? http://www.paperpro.com/ They're pretty good. This is not spam, by the way. This is a real recommendation.
OK, James, I'm taking your rec seriously. I need a solution to this problem ASAP.But Qwanty, I want to thank you for giving me a new life focus. My long term goal, as of now, is to set myself up in a job where I can hire a staple boy. I might even be able to hire THAT narrow-hipped boy away from his chosen profession in the service industry.
I need to retract that recommendation. My office manager went through two of them today while we were working on a big mailing. Sorry for the false lead! They have one fatal flaw, the front seam breaks too easily. If they fix that, though, they'll be great.
Man, I have never found a good stapler. There's one in my office that is automatic and goes "KA-chung!" That one never breaks, and it's the size of a football.
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