OK, shhhh. Don't look. But there is a guy frantically scratching his belly, standing in line at the coffee shop. I'm sure that it looks weird from the front, but from the back, it looks downright dirty. Also, I could swear that he is wearing one white shoe and one black shoe.
Even though there have been about 100 customers in here since I got here at noon, this is the first decent piece of people watching material that has walked through the door. And, to be honest, he is freaking me out more than intriguing me.