No Qwanty. Other people don't know about my weird Hogan's Heroes fetish. But thank you for mentioning it in front of my vast readership. Because that is so something that I wanted everyone to know about.
For clarification, I had a crush on that guy when I was about 6, and it was LONG before I knew about his whole porn connection. Now I feel appropriately grossed out by him.
But it is true that I have a thing about the film Pi and, really, any film where there is footage of a man shaving his head (as heartbreaking as the scene is, I also think that Luke Wilson's suicide attempt scene in The Royal Tenenbaums is hot).
I don't know where this comes from. I realize that it is disturbing. I also am not sure how this fits in with/conflicts with the problem with men's grooming. Maybe head-shaving seems uber-masculine to me. That's got to be it. You have to be a real man to take a razor to your head.
The John Malkovich thing I can neither confirm nor deny.