QWANTY! I do believe that today is your special day. You are officially "older than Jesus". Congratulations.
Qwanty and I haven't spent either of our birthdays together in a long, long time, but we already had made a lifetime's worth of birthday memories in our youth.
Like the time that we rode around in a limo listening to the audio tape of the Singing Nun she bought me for my 16th birthday.
Or the time we went to Who Song and Larry's with her parents and her lame boyfriend Ryan and I walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper on my shoe (god bless Rick, he was the thing that MOST redeemed that night).
Or the time that Qwanty and her ex-hubbie took me out to her brother-in-law's restaurant and she got so drunk on gin from Eric's flask that she slid under the table before we even ate.
Ahhhh. Good times.