Somehow my very innocent post about seminarians at Peet's has gotten completely out of control. I apologize to everyone for the off-colour banter between my cousin and one of my nearest and dearest. They have long had a contentious relationship.
(And my sincere apologies to John Cusack, who did nothing to deserve to be drawn into this nastiness. Except maybe agree to be ugly in Being John Malkovich. Why, John? Why?)